2. Be a gentleman in public, be yourself when we’re alone.

3. We’re not always right, but you **** well better act like we are.

4. Don’t cheat on us with our best friend, we will find out & you’ll have ruined 2 relationships.

5. Suck up to our dads…they will be the ones keeping us from going out with you, not our moms.

6. Act interested in our makeup/bathing/eating rituals, you may be living with us someday.

7. When we say we look like crap, tell us we’re beautiful. When we really do look like crap, don’t lie..just kiss us.

8. Tell us you love us in front of your friends, to us, that’s the declaration of true love.

9. If we slap you hard, you probably deserve it, but we’ll forgive you. If we’re just playing, it means we want you to touch us.

10. Take things slow…but not too slow.

11. Forgive us if we don’t shave our legs everyday…it’s the most annoying thing in the world

12. When we say were fat or ugly tell us we’re not and were beautiful

13. When we say “I love you” and you don’t say it back…you ain’t getting none.

14. Whether we’re dating or “just friends”, never ask us to pay for anything.

15. If our best friend is a guy and we don’t talk about him a lot, he really is just a friend. If we do talk about him a lot, chances are that he’s more.

16. If a guy is bothering us, calmly ask him to stop. If he doesn’t, knock the sunshine outta him.

17. Don’t lie about anything. We always end up finding out, and besides it breaks our trust.

18. When we tickle you, it’s because we want to see you smile and squirm.

19. Act sad when you don’t get to see us.

20. Don’t flirt with our moms…it scares us.

21. Don’t talk about you ex girlfriends or your “good friends” that are girls.

22. Don’t introduce us as “your friend” if you’re clearly dating us.

23. Don’t bet on getting us into bed.

24. Get along with our older brothers, they can and will kick your ass if you mess with us.

25. When we’re alone, we know you don’t wanna talk, but don’t always kiss us, just hold us and be with us.

26. Girls love back massages, if we complain something hurts, rub it for us.

27. Memorize our birthdays, anniversaries, favorite colors, foods, animals, ect.

28. Girls like guys to smell good, but too much cologne can gag a girl.

29. A little sucking up to us is good sometimes but we can tell if it’s because you did something wrong.