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Bleeding love

Is anyone else LOVING this song?! Wow, there are some amazing songs in the UK charts right now……… Bleeding Love – leona lewis and also Take That – Rule the world.. my god , so amazing.

Am I right in thinking that Leona Lewis’ is about suicide?? wrists being slit? It’s amazing, brings tears to my eyes… obviously being in the middle east I haven’t seen the video yet.. and it seems it has been removed by youtube.. :(

Add comment November 2, 2007

I’ll Find Madeleine In Five Months

So… a detective is saying the following according to Sky News;

A Spanish private detective hired by Gerry and Kate McCann has vowed to find missing Madeleine within five months.

McCanns visited Morocco in search

McCanns visited Morocco in search

Francisco Marco said he believes the child is alive in Morocco and is already following up reported sightings of a blonde-haired girl with her distinctive right eye.

The detective’s Spanish-based agency, Metodo 3, was given the job of finding Madeleine in September.

He said: “We have a six-month agreement with the McCanns. We have already spent a month and a half working. I will find her before that period is up.”

The 35-year-old said he is certain Mr and Mrs McCann had nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance from Praia da Luz, southern Portugal, on May 3.

Are we ever going to find out what happened? The family have now hired a private detective? Would you do this if you were guilty? No.. .. so, perhaps she really is alive. I just don’t know anymore.

Portugese police questioned the parents for 10 hours…….
They may have fooled the nation for nearly 6 months – 10 hours is nothing! come on!

And again –another sighting in morocco?

Add comment November 2, 2007

Up it’s booty!

http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/images/common/eProducts/fullsize/1707.jpg

Hilarious!

Wonderful pencil sharpener! my, my, I love silly things like this!!

Add comment November 2, 2007

Online networking sites – worth it?

Facebook, bebo, myspace, hi5 — are they really safe?

If we use them in the right way? I don’t know….. honestly..

Add comment October 28, 2007

Men — you need to know this.

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW

 


1. We love you if you’re sweet, but you can be a little bit of a “bad boy” sometimes.

2. Be a gentleman in public, be yourself when we’re alone.

3. We’re not always right, but you **** well better act like we are.

4. Don’t cheat on us with our best friend, we will find out & you’ll have ruined 2 relationships.

5. Suck up to our dads…they will be the ones keeping us from going out with you, not our moms.

6. Act interested in our makeup/bathing/eating rituals, you may be living with us someday.

7. When we say we look like crap, tell us we’re beautiful. When we really do look like crap, don’t lie..just kiss us.

8. Tell us you love us in front of your friends, to us, that’s the declaration of true love.

9. If we slap you hard, you probably deserve it, but we’ll forgive you. If we’re just playing, it means we want you to touch us.

10. Take things slow…but not too slow.

11. Forgive us if we don’t shave our legs everyday…it’s the most annoying thing in the world

12. When we say were fat or ugly tell us we’re not and were beautiful

13. When we say “I love you” and you don’t say it back…you ain’t getting none.

14. Whether we’re dating or “just friends”, never ask us to pay for anything.

15. If our best friend is a guy and we don’t talk about him a lot, he really is just a friend. If we do talk about him a lot, chances are that he’s more.

16. If a guy is bothering us, calmly ask him to stop. If he doesn’t, knock the sunshine outta him.

17. Don’t lie about anything. We always end up finding out, and besides it breaks our trust.

18. When we tickle you, it’s because we want to see you smile and squirm.

19. Act sad when you don’t get to see us.

20. Don’t flirt with our moms…it scares us.

21. Don’t talk about you ex girlfriends or your “good friends” that are girls.

22. Don’t introduce us as “your friend” if you’re clearly dating us.

23. Don’t bet on getting us into bed.

24. Get along with our older brothers, they can and will kick your ass if you mess with us.

25. When we’re alone, we know you don’t wanna talk, but don’t always kiss us, just hold us and be with us.

26. Girls love back massages, if we complain something hurts, rub it for us.

27. Memorize our birthdays, anniversaries, favorite colors, foods, animals, ect.

28. Girls like guys to smell good, but too much cologne can gag a girl.

29. A little sucking up to us is good sometimes but we can tell if it’s because you did something wrong.

30. Don’t date us if all you’re interested in is sex..

4 comments September 17, 2007

Men…. how exactly do they think??

So, I’ve found myself falling more and more for someone… but there are times I just wonder…. how the hell do men think??

I mean, do they wake up in the morning and think, ‘I’m going to play hard to get today’ …….. lol.

It’s so hard to find decent guys anymore..

I look at my parents and they are so in love.. still 30 years later..

Recently I watched, ‘The Notebook’ and my god, Noah went all out – he even the picket white fence correct…

I’m just wondering am I the only women that thinks like this??

4 comments August 10, 2007

Skittles

As a child , I hated hated hated skittles.

But, recently I bought a packet in my local store, and my word, I just can’t get enough of them!!

How can something that contains vegetable fat and vegetable oil taste sooooooooo good! I know they are bad for me! My little sister isn’t allow them because of the E numbers but hell, they are just what I need!

800px-skittles-louisiana-2003.jpg

1 comment August 10, 2007

I’m a woman because……………..

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty’s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I’m wrong.
I don’t drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I’m usually late.
I don’t watch movies with lots of gore.
Don’t need instant replay to remember the score.
I won’t lose my hair, I don’t get jock itch.
And just cause I’m assertive, Don’t call me a bitch.
Don’t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry’s best.
Look at me you idiot…
Not at my chest????
I don’t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you’re lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON’T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D*CK!?!

2 comments August 5, 2007

An Angel On My Shoulder

I visited the grave recently.. I know that I wasn’t there alone… I felt safe, secure and almost like someone was watching me…

I am a firm believer in angels.. and I’m sure that I have a guardian angel, I’m just not sure who it is……..

“We can all be angels to one another. We can choose to obey the
still small stirring within, the little whisper that says,
Go. Ask. Reach out. Be an answer to someone’s plea.
You have a part to play. Have faith.’
We can decide to risk that He is indeed there, watching, caring, cherishing
us as we love and accept love. The world will be a better place for it.
And wherever they are, the angels will dance.”

-Joan Wester Anderson

 

“We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us
and direct us; and God has provided for this,
by appointing his angels to be our teachers and guides.”

-Saint Thomas Aquinas

 

“We shall find peace. We shall hear angels,
we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.”

-Chekov

 

“Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them
frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you.

-Saint Francis de Sales

 

“To love for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic.”
-Alphonse de Lamartine

 

“For God comments the angels to guard you in all your ways”
.-Pslams, 91:11

 

“The guardian angels of life sometimes fly so high as to be beyond
our sight, but they are always looking down upon us.”

-Jean Paul Richter

 

“Angel of God, my guardian dear
To whom God’s love commits me here;
Ever this day be at my side,
To light and guard, to rule and guide.”

-Traditional Catholic Prayer

 

“When hearts listen, angels sing.”
-Unknown

 

“Let us be silent that we may hear the whisper of God.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Add comment August 3, 2007

An American Idiot!

http://risingpakistan.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/mecca-madina-should-be-attacked-if-us-is-attacked/

http://towelianism.wordpress.com/2007/08/02/terrorists-for-tancredo/

I came across this article…

The US presidential candidate Tom Tancredo said that in his opinion the sacred Muslim cities of Mecca and Madina should be attacked if America is attacked.

The presidential candidate belonging to the Republican Party said in a restaurant that the US should consider attack on the sacred Muslim cities of Mecca and Madina to save America from nuclear attacks.

He said that in case of nuclear attacks they would decide how to target Mecca and Madina. He said this is the only way to save the US from attacks and through which it can be secured.

It may be mentioned that this is not for the first time that any statement regarding attacks on the sacred cities of the Muslims has been issued from Tom Tancredo. Earlier in 2005 also, he said about attacks on Mecca and Madina.

 All I can say is………good luck to the f****** United States of America. You may actually have this stupid, **** , idiotic son of a bitch on your republican cabinet……..

God Bless the people of the United States, I pity you.  

7 comments August 3, 2007

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