I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty’s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I’m wrong.
I don’t drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I’m usually late.
I don’t watch movies with lots of gore.
Don’t need instant replay to remember the score.
I won’t lose my hair, I don’t get jock itch.
And just cause I’m assertive, Don’t call me a bitch.
Don’t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry’s best.
Look at me you idiot…
Not at my chest????
I don’t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you’re lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON’T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D*CK!?!

So, I had myself a little giggle today. I remember why I don’t go to the dentist. I believe- you let them start messing about with your teeth and well you are just going to cause more problems for yourself.

My sister came home just now from the dentist. Bless her, her whole mouth is swollen right up to below her left eye. She looks like a stroke patient. It’s really terrible. She then had to go somewhere after and she had to explain that her face looked messed up because she had just been to the dentist.

Honestly, she looks like she has had a stroke, a scary image when looking at a 21year old. Anyway. hmm yeah, I’m glad I don’t go. Thankfully, I don’t have problems with my teeth.Rarely have a toothache.. and well if I do, I just cram in the painkillers.

Why do we all hate the dentist soooooooo much???

Now it says: Facebook is temporarily unavailable, we are working on it —–

Have they been hacked ?????? :O

I’m starting to think someone has managed to hack facebook!! It’s been down for like an hour?! Wtf? I want my facebook back!!

So, I’m out of perfume…

I want something new.. something I’ve never had before..

My favourite is Still by Jennifer Lopez.

Anyone tried any new ones lately??

Help me out..

Thanks

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