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Hilarious!

Wonderful pencil sharpener! my, my, I love silly things like this!!

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty’s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I’m wrong.
I don’t drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I’m usually late.
I don’t watch movies with lots of gore.
Don’t need instant replay to remember the score.
I won’t lose my hair, I don’t get jock itch.
And just cause I’m assertive, Don’t call me a bitch.
Don’t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry’s best.
Look at me you idiot…
Not at my chest????
I don’t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you’re lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON’T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D*CK!?!

Now it says: Facebook is temporarily unavailable, we are working on it —–

Have they been hacked ?????? :O

I’m starting to think someone has managed to hack facebook!! It’s been down for like an hour?! Wtf? I want my facebook back!!

Doomed: America says: ‘Push off Posh’

Destroyed: New threats to Kerry’s kids

Desperate: Jordan’s outrageous diet

Is anyone truly sick of reading this nonsense in magazines?

Everyone has problems in their lives, do we need to read the problems of celebs too?

What happened to magazines over the years? They seem to have gone from bad to worse..

So, I’m out of perfume…

I want something new.. something I’ve never had before..

My favourite is Still by Jennifer Lopez.

Anyone tried any new ones lately??

Help me out..

Thanks

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