As a child , I hated hated hated skittles.

But, recently I bought a packet in my local store, and my word, I just can’t get enough of them!!

How can something that contains vegetable fat and vegetable oil taste sooooooooo good! I know they are bad for me! My little sister isn’t allow them because of the E numbers but hell, they are just what I need!

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty’s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I’m wrong.
I don’t drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I’m usually late.
I don’t watch movies with lots of gore.
Don’t need instant replay to remember the score.
I won’t lose my hair, I don’t get jock itch.
And just cause I’m assertive, Don’t call me a bitch.
Don’t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry’s best.
Look at me you idiot…
Not at my chest????
I don’t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you’re lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON’T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D*CK!?!

Squirrel Goes Nuts For Kinder Surprise

haha.. this story reported today on sky news…

It seems that:

A squirrel in finland has been helping himself to Kinder Eggs…..

The creature heads to the grocery shop to help itself to the chocolate eggs at regular intervals, according to staff.

Irene Lindroos, the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla said: “I named it the Kinder-Squirrel, after the treats.

“It always goes after them. Other sweets do not seem to interest it as much.”

- What I’m wondering is………….does he even say thank you?

How could you not give this cute little thing anything that he wants??

Now it says: Facebook is temporarily unavailable, we are working on it —–

Have they been hacked ?????? :O

I’m starting to think someone has managed to hack facebook!! It’s been down for like an hour?! Wtf? I want my facebook back!!