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Hilarious!

Wonderful pencil sharpener! my, my, I love silly things like this!!

Facebook, bebo, myspace, hi5 — are they really safe?

If we use them in the right way? I don’t know….. honestly..

Something 2007 has taught me is that the pain of hearbreak is nothing compared to the physical pain of losing someone and the overwhelming grief that follows. I know now that the people who have broke my heart and continue to do so, arent worth having in my life. Time is precious enough, so I dont plan on wasting anymore time on people who arent worth it

There comes a time when you realise exactly how much you loved him but fuck, also, how much you hate him…..

My ex is in my close circle of friends. He is sweet, charming and everything anyone could ask for, the problem is, the lies……… and not the type of lies that are ‘white lies’ and you can ignore…….huge, enormous, gigantic lies that even a 4 year old would come out with….

i.e Did you see the dolphin fly across the road?

Anyway, it has been a week. I’m still heartbroken, but getting over him, anyway, tonight he comes out with all of us, and thirty minutes later informs us he will ‘brb’ , he is going to get ‘Tina’ , his NEW girlfriend, ‘booty call’, playmate?

My reaction : : : : : ‘ SHOCK :O’ ….. ‘is he really going to bring her here?’

Anyway, better still, he didn’t return…….

So, for all of thirty, forty minutes, I’m thinking….. ‘do I shake her hand’ ?

‘do I smile’ ? ‘ Am I expected to speak to her’ ???????????

I would fucking think and hope no………. but … the huge problem is, he is in my ‘circle of friends’ …so if he had no problem going to bring her tonight .. is he going to do it in the near future????????????????????????

This is waaaaaay to hard… I duno what to do..

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW

1. We love you if you’re sweet, but you can be a little bit of a “bad boy” sometimes.

30. Don’t date us if all you’re interested in is sex..

Lately, this has been on repeat over and over and over…

I’m loving her stuff more and more.. Sarah McLachlan… everyone knows ‘angels’ but this song is truly amazing..

Fallen – Sarah McLachlan

Ladies, it is really worth listening to.. I looked for it on youtube and I can’t seem to find it.. if I do, I’ll post it.

So, I’ve found myself falling more and more for someone… but there are times I just wonder…. how the hell do men think??

I mean, do they wake up in the morning and think, ‘I’m going to play hard to get today’ …….. lol.

It’s so hard to find decent guys anymore..

I look at my parents and they are so in love.. still 30 years later..

Recently I watched, ‘The Notebook’ and my god, Noah went all out – he even the picket white fence correct…

I’m just wondering am I the only women that thinks like this??

As a child , I hated hated hated skittles.

But, recently I bought a packet in my local store, and my word, I just can’t get enough of them!!

How can something that contains vegetable fat and vegetable oil taste sooooooooo good! I know they are bad for me! My little sister isn’t allow them because of the E numbers but hell, they are just what I need!

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty’s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I’m wrong.
I don’t drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I’m usually late.
I don’t watch movies with lots of gore.
Don’t need instant replay to remember the score.
I won’t lose my hair, I don’t get jock itch.
And just cause I’m assertive, Don’t call me a bitch.
Don’t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry’s best.
Look at me you idiot…
Not at my chest????
I don’t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you’re lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON’T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D*CK!?!

http://risingpakistan.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/mecca-madina-should-be-attacked-if-us-is-attacked/

http://towelianism.wordpress.com/2007/08/02/terrorists-for-tancredo/

I came across this article…

The US presidential candidate Tom Tancredo said that in his opinion the sacred Muslim cities of Mecca and Madina should be attacked if America is attacked.

The presidential candidate belonging to the Republican Party said in a restaurant that the US should consider attack on the sacred Muslim cities of Mecca and Madina to save America from nuclear attacks.

He said that in case of nuclear attacks they would decide how to target Mecca and Madina. He said this is the only way to save the US from attacks and through which it can be secured.

It may be mentioned that this is not for the first time that any statement regarding attacks on the sacred cities of the Muslims has been issued from Tom Tancredo. Earlier in 2005 also, he said about attacks on Mecca and Madina.

 All I can say is………good luck to the f****** United States of America. You may actually have this stupid, **** , idiotic son of a bitch on your republican cabinet……..

God Bless the people of the United States, I pity you.